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~* THE SPECULATION CIRCUS *~

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Bogus is a collective of care-free individuals who fully embrace the absurdity of crypto — and of the world. $BOGUS, the community’s token, does not promise utility, or to change the future, or to save the world. Instead, $BOGUS revels in the idea that all memecoins, all of crypto, really everything in life, is, well... bogus.

# BOGUS PRIVACY POLICY

Last Revised: October 31, 2024

## The World's Simplest Privacy Policy

At Speculation Circus and bogus.club, we take your privacy very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that we've decided the best way to protect your data is to not collect it at all. This isn't just a privacy policy - it's a "we don't want your data" policy.

## Collection of Information

### Information You Provide to Us
None. We don't ask for it, we don't want it, we don't collect it. Please don't send us your personal information.

### Information We Collect Automatically
* **Log Information**: We don't collect it.
* **Device Information**: We don't collect it.
* **Location Information**: We don't collect it.
* **Cookies**: We don't use them. You can eat your cookies in peace.

### Information We Collect From Other Sources
Zero. Nada. Zilch.

## Use of Information
Since we don't collect any information, we can't use it. Isn't that refreshing?

## Sharing of Information
We cannot share what we do not have. However, if we somehow accidentally receive any of your information:
* We won't sell it
* We won't trade it
* We won't even look at it
* We'll probably delete it immediately while saying "LA LA LA LA" with our fingers in our ears

## Third Party Analytics
We don't use any third-party analytics services. We don't even know how many people visit our site. We prefer to maintain an air of mystery.

## Security
Our security approach is simple: you can't lose what you don't have. We achieve perfect security through perfect ignorance.

## Your Privacy Choices
You don't need to make any privacy choices because we've already made them for you by not collecting your data. You're welcome.

## Important Disclaimers

### Cryptocurrency Notice
Since Speculation Circus is tangentially related to cryptocurrency, please note that while we don't collect your data, other crypto-related services might. DYOR (Do Your Own Research) about privacy implications when interacting with any cryptocurrency services.

### Satirical Nature
This privacy policy, like our service, is partially satirical. However, our commitment to not collecting your data is 100% serious.

## California Privacy Rights
Dear California residents: we collect no data from anyone, regardless of their state of residence. We are equal opportunity non-collectors.

## Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy to find new and innovative ways to continue not collecting your data. Changes are effective immediately because, well, we still won't be collecting any data.

## Contact Us
Questions about our privacy policy can be sent to support@bogus.club. Please note that by emailing us, you are voluntarily sending us information that we didn't ask for and will promptly forget.

## The Fine Print
This is still a legally binding document, despite our attempt to make it entertaining. The core message remains: we don't collect your data, period.

Remember: In a world of endless data collection, sometimes the most refreshing thing is a service that just says "no."

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Written by circus enthusiasts, not lawyers. If you need legal advice about privacy, please consult with a qualified attorney who specializes in digital circus privacy law (if you can find one).